No way out: when it sucks to be you
Worried about a warrantless wiretap? Try this one on …
You were misclassified as an “enemy combatant.” Even the U.S. military agrees that you were misclassified and should be put at liberty. But you are not at liberty. Instead, you are in your fourth year of detention at the facility in Guantanamo. A federal judge says your detention is unlawful. He also says there’s nothing he can do about it.
It’s too bad they weren’t caught moonshining.