Is John Edwards the sexiest woman alive?
I know this: John Edwards has the potential to be one of the sexiest bottoms alive. For while he’s morally vain, and slightly bigoted, he’s also a cutie pie, of the sort that top men enjoy putting the blocks to. Just watch the boi fuss over his hair. He’s adorable.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, yes, politics notwithstanding, I’d tap it.
(Campaigning for the White House is hard on the body, and Edwards isn’t as hot today as he was four years ago. But still.)