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Obama's fainting fans

Here’s my question: Instead of calling for water, why doesn’t the Messiah lay on hands? After all, anybody can call for water. But only the Messiah can revive you with his touch.

Also, if he can raise Heath Ledger from the dead, I will vote for him.